Tag: humor
member name: Roxanne N.
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . .
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July 23, 2008 02:42 PM EDT --
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet!
Most cats are long and lean (or tiny . . .
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July 23, 2008 03:06 PM EDT --
Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.
I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.
If I put a live mouse in my . . .
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . .
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November 02, 2006 05:47 PM EST --
1. Cat's facial expressions
2. The need for the same style shoe in different colors.
3. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
4. Fat Clothes
5. The difference between . . .
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November 02, 2006 08:08 PM EST --
A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, it's 3:30 a.m.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", . . .
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December 01, 2006 06:00 PM EST --
About a month ago our male kitten decided to start spraying our house. I made an appointment immediately with the local vet to have him neutered. Here's the problems.
This cat is very . . .
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December 09, 2006 06:10 AM EST --
I received this as an email and thought I would forward it to you as I know many of you are cat lovers.
Does your cat own you??
- Do you select your friends based on how well your cat likes them? . . .
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July 18, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
Here's another list for your reading pleasure. I love finding these as most of them are absolutly ridiculous and often remind me of the song "Here's Your Sign" by Jeff Foxworthy. . . .
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November 06, 2006 01:14 PM EST --
A father asks his ten-year-old son, Johnny, if he knows about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know', Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asks Johnny what is wrong. . . .
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July 23, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps . . .
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November 02, 2006 06:06 PM EST --
* You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold
* You get to work and find a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office
* You find you son's GI Joe doll dressed in drag
* You . . .
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November 02, 2006 08:11 AM EST --
A man from Maine heads to Florida for a weekend trip; his wife is coming to meet him the next day. He gets to his room, sets up his laptop computer, and sends her a short e-mail to let her know he . . .
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November 02, 2006 05:21 PM EST --
I obtained this joke from a book I own, this is not my original work I just wanted to share.
1. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
2. It's . . .
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November 06, 2006 01:21 PM EST --
Jeff and Mike are killed in an accident and as Jeff arrives at the pearly gates, he is met by St. Peter.
"Where's my friend Mike?' Jeff asks the old Saint.
St. Peter replies, 'Mike wasn't . . .
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November 12, 2006 06:59 PM EST --
Haven't posted one of these in a while. It's a pretty gross one so those faint of heart do not enter.
Would you Rather....
Chew the beak of a chicken . . .
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August 06, 2008 05:55 PM EDT --
We have all heard that song "Here's your sign" by Bill Engval (sp?). That's what I thought about when I read this short article.
Below you'll find a list of actual warning . . .
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January 09, 2008 04:37 PM EST --
Here's a funny little news story I ran across this morning.
In Quakertown Pennsylvania a man who was released pending a theft hearing is now accused of immediately stealing a car and driving away. . . .
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